There’s no smile quite like an Alastor smile and it can either be quite pleasant to see or quite unsettling depending on the mood he’s in and whether he wants to f*ck with you or not. I mean, not really, because he’s asexual, but…mind-f*ck you, I guess.
He’s good at that.
It’s not enough to just own an Alastor figurine or standee or even rubber ducky, you’re going to have to show your devotion by slapping pictures of him all over your walls, like we all know Vox does in his secret man cave that nobody currently knows about and isn’t canon at all.
Think of how detectives post pictures of different snapshots of the same person all over a corkboard wall in order to figure them out.
Except hoarding Alastor fanart prints isn’t you trying to figure him out, it’s you being more of a stalker psychopath than a murdering psychopath, like he is. I’m sure he’d be proud. He’s friends with Nifty, after all.