10 Alastor Products to Make You Feel Worthy of Being on His Hazbin Radio Show

10 Alastor Products to Make You Feel Worthy of Being on His Hazbin Radio Show

I mean, we all know Alastor already owns the show just by being on it. Can you believe they were even able to capture him properly on video to even make the Hazbin Hotel series? Talk about some voodoo shit going on behind the scenes.

I won’t tell him if you won’t.

He’s actually one of my top favorite characters, with Husk coming in second. Maybe it’s the weird ball-and-chain attachment one has to the other that makes them both my favorite.

Or maybe Husk reminds me of myself when I’m at work. LOL.

Anyway, this post is for those of you who love Alastor, even if he’ll never reciprocate it.


Gifts for the Alastor Fans


Alastor’s Oh Deer Mug

Well, we all knew it was going to happen. Someone was going to make the “Oh Deer” mug that we saw him sipping out of in episode 2. Not even ten seconds of air time and it had already become iconic and something that we all wanted in our lives without knowing it until now.

Radio Demon Inspired Candle

If you enjoy setting the kind of scary demonic spicy tones of your environment like you’re a part of some Alastor worshipping cult, then by all means, light the candle and relish in its scent. I don’t think I’m brave enough quite yet.

Hazbin Hotel Trading Cards

There are two trading cards for Alastor, and they’re Alastor himself, and then his microphone, because why wouldn’t it get its own card?

I can’t give in to the urge to buy trading cards that I’ll never ever use in my life, even if the illustrations are goddamn amazing to look at. It started with Yu-Gi-Oh for me, and thankfully it didn’t go beyond that. But if you’re a collector…I bet I’d be jealous of your stash.

Demon Inside Shirt Design

This shirt design just fucking screams Alastor. You’ve got his casual self standing amidst the wendigo-inspired demonic half he can shift into, except now he’s set everything on fire and looks even more terrifying than usual.

No wonder Husk cowered before his anger.

Alastor Acrylic Stand

Who doesn’t want an acrylic stand of your favorite radio demon watching what you do wherever you’ve placed him? Now if only it were voice-activated…

Bumper Sticker

I can actually HEAR him say this and it makes me laugh, knowing a lot of people out there just wouldn’t even get it…but many would.

SMILE Art Print

I’m all for supporting artists and their artwork, and this one is so nice to look at because not only is it reminding you to smile, it’s got Alastor’s crazed look before he does something not very nice.

Radio Demon Shirt Design

I’m in love with this shirt design because of the greyscale nature of it. For the most part, every other Alastor shirt design is his signature red coloration, but this just stands out so much more with his radio demon eyes and gripping his microphone.

Alastor Playmats

As someone who’s constantly at her computer, I kind of need a mouse pad in my life, and who wants a dull one that lacks any kind of emotion or color to it? Alastor has all kinds of emotions showing with all of these playmats–mostly all chaotic evil smiles, but that’s his charm, right?

Personally, my favorite is from the end of the Pilot episode, where he makes the most iconic evil smile.

Enamel Pins

There are so many Alastor enamel pins and…while I don’t wear pins at all and don’t really have much of a reason to (I’ve never been fond of jewelry of any kind), they’d definitely show your support for his character and his mission of being a diabolical overlord.

They don’t even have to go on a jacket or anything, but a backpack that you might carry around on your person.