If you’ve ever had to separate egg yolk from the egg whites, then you’ll know it’s disgusting and slimy and gooey and perfect for oozing out of this Bogeyman Egg Separator. My mom’s a baker, so an egg separator would help her out a lot when she needs to bake cakes and such.
Imagine her surprise when she pulls this out of next year’s Christmas present!
(She’ll probably tell me I’m gross and keep it somewhere safe and never use it…because it’s gross.)
Is the Bogeyman Egg Separator worthy of me?
I personally hate egg yolk.
If I scramble my eggs, then cool, I can handle them just fine. But when it comes to eating an egg where the yolk will ooze once cut into? Or eating the dry egg yolk from a McDonalds Egg McMuffin?
Hard. Pass.
The texture of biting into it is enough to make me gag and spit the food out. (I finally know what my mom means when she can’t stand the texture of cocunut–which I love.)
Now, most people who need an egg separator will just go to the local store and shop down the kitchenware aisle for a normal one, but I’m not normal.
Obviously.
Have you seen the posts on my website?
So when I find a gem like this online that actually has a purpose and isn’t just for looks, then I’ll go for it. It’s gross, sure, but it’s also cool and unique and someone had to come up with this idea somehow. They though egg whites being seperated from yolk looked like snot and their creative mind took off from there.
I think that’s what I like most about products like this. People are so inventive and creative.
He’s even got a red nose to indicate he’s got a cold.
