Every once in a while, I come across a gem on the internet like this Penis Whistle.
Other times, I get dick.
Here’s to me sharing this little dicky (not the song artist) with all of you. You’re welcome.
Is the Penis Whistle worthy of me?
I mean, there’s only one dick I blow–
It’s not as big as my boyfr–
Nothing comes out of it??
Where do I begin with a post like this?
It’s not really something I’d use in my spare time, how about that? But if you’re not in the mood for a safe word during your rambunctious time in the bedroom, on the couch, in the kitchen, on the lawn, (I’ll stop at some point), in the shed, in your kid’s treehouse, or wherever, why not use a penis whistle to get their attention?
After all, when you’re in a moment are you really going to pay attention to words? Are you really capable of forming coherent words?
Hell, I wouldn’t have minded using it when I was out on medical leave and visiting my boyfriend. Just lay in bed and whistle for him. He’d give me one of his trademark looks, I’m sure.
And then he’d say something about his being bigger or I should blow his whistle instead.
Good times can be had with this penis whistle, I think.
