Okay, yeah, that title might be a bit cringe, but what else do you expect from a Pooping Pig Keychain? Pigs eat a ton of different things, and so they might need a bit of a squeeze to get certain things to function a bit…faster.
You squeeze this cute little pig and a big brown turd comes out his butt. When you let go the brown slime goes back in the pig. It can be used over, and over, and over. How cute is that? 2″ long by 1.5″ high. Keychain is attached to tail.
Is the Pooping Pig Keychain worthy of me?
I used to own this keychain.
I’ve no idea where it went off to–I may have thrown it away or its tucked in some unknown location of my room, never to be found again. All I can say is around the time I no longer remember having it, the poo end of the pig was rather gunked up.
That’s to say, the poo is pretty sticky and if the pig is in your pocket and your pocket has lint and crumbs and animal hair, it’s all going to get stuck on the end. Kind of gross. You might be able to clean it, but I’m not sure, and I can’t exactly how water does in cleaning the crap off the crap.
Man this post got weird.
But if you’re wondering if it’s worthy: yes.
I loved this little pooping pig keychain and I was probably a teenager when I had it? I squeezed it and poked its butt so much.
This post got even weirder.
Just know I approve.
How did we find this product?
Okay, so I was thinking about a poo plush that I see quite a bit around the web, and after searching for such products, this pig came up and I suddenly remembered owning it.
It was the best stress reliever.
