Most of the time, when you’re stranded on an island out in the middle of nowhere, you’ll be sending out a message in a bottle, hoping someone reads it–and then there’s that person that builds a Ship in a Bottle instead, to sail where they never can.
Not that you’ll ever be stranded on an island with a convenient empty bottle nearby.
Well, unless you’re Captain Jack Sparrow.
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This decanter looks good with or without any liquor in it because it leaves you wondering how it’s even possible to fit such an intricate ship inside a hand-blown decanter.
Believe it or not, it’s even more pronounced as you and your friends make your way through a few drinks and the ship is slowly revealed.
Is the Ship in a Bottle worthy of me?
Never been in a ship myself, and I most certainly never been inside a ship that’s stuck in a bottle. I’ve drank what’s in a bottle before. In fact, I’m drinking a bottle of Seagram’s Escapes, Calypso Colada right this instant.
There’s no ship in it though.
Bummer.
I think the most fascinating part of this ship in a bottle is how on earth they even got the ship in the bottle to begin with. It’s not the most complex design for a ship, but for it to be sailing upon the seas of the finest whiskey–or cheapest, depending–is nothing to scoff at!
It might make the perfect gift for a husband or a retired navyman or sailor or pirate. Plus, you can have an engraving placed upon the decanter for proof on who it belongs to.
Just like a ship without a name is bad luck, so is a decanter.
Or maybe I’m just full of crap.
How did we find this product?
This was actually sitting in my draft files for a bit, from when I started searching for a lot of pirate products. (I played a lot of Assassin’s Creed Odyssey.)
