You get what you pay for, and if you paid for a Solid Ash Toilet for a throne, then you got it.
I’m going to say someone who buys this is a really classy person who likes to be classy in private or just has money to throw at the most unique things. It’s not every day you open up a toilet lid and it plays music for you, and hopefully it plays it long enough to drown out other sounds…
Inspired by Dagobert, the last ruler of the 8th Century French Merovingian dynasty, this toilet will delight even the most jaded Royal.
- Dimensions: 63 3/4″H x 25 1/2″W x 29 1/2″D
- The musical chime “Le Bon Roi Dagobert” begins playing as the lid is raised
- A tug on the pull chain activates the flush, accompanied by the ringing of a bell
- Constructed entirely from ash wood and decorated with hand painted Moustier Polychrome designs
- Includes full set of accessories including candleholder and ashtray
Is the Solid Ash Toilet worthy of me?
I’m absolutely blown away–(okay that’s a gross toilet joke)–by the look of this beastly toilet. In fact, I’m a bit intimidated just looking at the image of it.
But holy hell is it amazing craftsmanship.
It’s got a music tune going on when you lift the lid, it’s got a pull chain along with a bell when you’re doing doing your business, a freaking cup holder, a candle holder on the upper part, which I think just sells the piece itself, as long as you remember to blow it out before you leave the house or bed. Can’t have your house burning down after you buy something this expensive, right?
If you check out the product page on Herbeau, in the images section it’ll provide you with a whole lot more information on this solid ash toilet.
The one thing it’s missing, and I’m slightly disappointed about, is a bidet.
And maybe a foot-rest.
