From edible looking to downright creepy, we bring you some of the more interesting Valentine’s Day candles, worthy of lighting up your love life. Just make sure you pick the right one, because if you get the wrong one the person you’re trying to impress might not be as impressed as you hope they’ll be.
For instance, if someone is grossed out by hearts pumping blood, maybe don’t get them a heart candle that oozes liquid in the center.
Just because I think that’s cool doesn’t mean they will.
Valentine’s Day Candles
Big Dick Energy Candle
Women aren’t the only one that should have the honor of these Valentine’s Day candles. Men deserve to be in on the action, thus…the big dick energy candle. When he smells it, he knows you want it.
Of course, you could always buy it and not burn it. To see if he takes the hint.
Does that make me a bad person for thinking that?
Bundt Cake Candle
My mom’s a baker. I’m not. She loves baking (I think?). I love her.
If you’re like me and can’t bake for shit but still feel like a cake is best served as a warm Valentine’s gift…give her a bundt cake candle. It’s probably healthier. It might even smell better than what you could ever make. Plus, less supplies are used in purchasing it.
Just…make sure they know it’s a candle, and don’t eat it.
Cocktail De Pivoines Candle
Ah, yes. This cocktail candle is obviously made for women of a more refined taste to their life. And with higher class, you can damn well expect higher prices. This ain’t no cake candle, babe, it’s a bouquet of petals wafting through the air.
Heart Carved LED Candle
I love how this candle looks, because it’s not so much that hearts are carved into the base itself, but more like shavings from the candle can create heart shapes. And the red on black is the perfect color combo for them gothic couples on V-Day.
Or for people like me, who just think red and black go hand in hand.
Lipstick Candle
If your lovely lady loves to look nice and prefers a deep shade of red on her lips, then she might enjoy getting a lipstick candle on Valentine’s Day as a nod to her routine, just to tell her that you notice, and that she looks nice in it, even on the days you don’t say it in words.
The candle might not last long, but the thought will.
Personalized Log Candle
Perhaps more of a Valentine’s Day gift for him rather than her, but then again, I’m sure we’ve all seen those romantic movies where two people carve their names or initials into a tree. This time you can keep that part of the tree with you. And burn it.
Quartz Crystal Candle
Quartz stones are known for being gorgeous, and this quartz candle isn’t any less impressive. I love the sharp angles and all-around look of an actual crystal cluster. Kind of makes me wonder how it would burn though.
Might want to set the candle on a plate of some sort, because that wax be dripping like lava out of a volcano.
Pink Rose Heart-Shaped Candle
I love how the shape of this candle is not only in a heart, but its body is entirely made up of roses. So if your loved one is fond of pink roses and heart-shaped gifts, go ahead.
Just…go ahead and get it.
XOXO Wish Candle
When words don’t work, just use the trademark Tic-Tac-Toe letters. Kind of like an algorithm of love, for those too lazy to say “I love you.” Or any other kind of sentimental phrase.
