Now, when we say “Darth Vader gifts for him“, we’re primarily talking about the adult version of boys. So there’s not actually going to be any Darth Vader LEGOS or action figures or other types of toys for your young boys to play with. I’m not saying there won’t be some products in the listing that you can’t get them, because some of them are pretty good for any age group. But you’ll find that a lot are definitely catering toward the working class men or older generation.
Consider them future hand-me-downs.
“Luke, these are from your Father.”
Darth Vader Gifts for Him
Dark Armor Men’s Ring
No need to dress up as Darth Vader to become one with the cloaked man in the mask. Just adorn one of your fingers with this ring in its black and garnet diamonds and believe it will grant you powers over your enemies.
Darth Vader with Beer
There needs to be more chibi Vaders out there. He looks so adorable when drawn in this style, but the reason he’s in this listing is because he’s trying to shove beer into your face. We already have a ton of shirts that us chicks wear (including myself) that say, “Come to the dark side, we have cookies,” so here’s Darth Vader tempting beer lovers to come to the dark side because they have beer.
That…actually makes me want to stay away. Are the cookies really worth it now?
Darth Vader Fire Pit
What kind of man doesn’t enjoy sitting outside around a fire pit smoking a cigar or drinking a cold beer–maybe even a glass of bourbon–and talking with some of his pals while Darth Vader wheezes before them? And if none of his pals, then just some of his family even.
Who says this should just be for him? How about some fire pit nights with smores and campfire stories about the days before Vader’s downfall?
My dad loves sitting outside by our fire pit and smoking a cigar while drinking bourbon and watching YouTube videos on his phone with a cat sometimes on his lap.
Total Darth Vader type right there.
Darth Vader Hand with Lightsaber 3D Deco Light
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Boys will be boys no matter how old they are, and this will prove it, depending on how old the guy who’s eye-balling it is and if he might actually be looking at his significant other for approval. I can’t blame him though. I like unique wall lights like this, as they don’t hinder your sleep too much, but provide you with a little bit of light for those middle of the night bathroom breaks.
Darth Vader Helmet 3D Deco Light
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Let’s take it a step up from the lightsaber deco light and shove Vader’s face against the wall. That way, he can be watching you guys do your thing. Whenever. Forever. Uh. Wow, talk about a possible fate worse than death.
Darth Vader Lightsaber Poster
One of the best Darth Vader gifts for him to show off in the house would have to be a poster of the Sith Lord’s very own lightsaber. Lit up in a blazing red inferno, it’ll certainly stand out wherever it’s portrayed, and it’ll be even better in an area that’s possibly catered to a Star Wars fan’s collection.
Displate actually has a lot of Star Wars lightsaber prints that would look perfect sitting beside each other, but I’m not so sure if Vader himself would approve.
Darth Vader Men’s Crew Socks
You might be needing to buy more than one pair of these as a gift for your Vader enthusiast, because these socks look incredibly comfortable to wear, and what kind of Sith Lord walks around in just one pair of commanding socks, right?
I found the detail on them to be really good and a bit less on the child-like side of things.
Darth Vader Pen Holder
This is one of the better Darth Vader gifts for him if he works in an office setting where he occasionally needs to fill out paperwork himself, or clients come in and need to fill out paperwork themselves. Someone needs to hold that one special pen that needs to be used, and who better to do so than a kneeling Sith Lord?
Darth Vader Portable Bluetooth Speaker
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Instead of the typical portable bluetooth speakers that everyone seems to run to (because they work for everyone, so why wouldn’t they?), here’s a Darth Vader one to show off in the house or outside the house somewhere on the deck if you happen to be doing a cookout or lounging in the pool. Don’t worry, the vocals don’t have the hollow, breathy sound of Daddy Vader, everything should come out sounding right.
Darth Vader Shoes
All right, these might cater to both kids and adults, because I’m terrible at judging the fashion sense in the eyes of different age groups. Personally, I think the color scheme is cool, but it’s red and black, which is the typical color scheme for Vader here, so I guess it depends on your taste for the style of the shoe itself. Which I still personally like.
I’ve found I like a lot of men’s shoes more than women’s, honestly. What the heck?
Darth Vader Stainless Steel Canteen
It might look pretty simplistic for a canteen to be reminiscent for Darth Vader, but it has the black and red vibe, even if the red are just the streaks. The cap itself has the Galactic Empire symbol on it, if there were ever any other doubts on what the canteen was meant to be a representation of.
Keep both icy and hot liquids preserved in here.
Darth Vader Themed Playing Cards
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If you know a guy who’s a card enthusiast–be they tricks and sleight of hand or poker night with the boys–and you think it might be time to change up the deck a bit, try this Vader deck, thick with a variety of scenes depicting the main villain along with some possible other cast members.
Darth Vader Wallet
The wallet might not look incredibly snazzy and eye-catching on the outside, but anyone who knows of the Star Wars franchise is going to immediately know what it’s in reference to when they see it (just like everyone who sees my Game Boy wallet gushes over it as a first reaction).
The inside of the wallet can actually hold a good portion of cards and have sides for coins or other things.
Darth Vader Watch
If Vader ever needed a watch, it would probably be as complex looking as this one right here, because Sith Lords lead complex lives…until they don’t live anymore. The watch itself features a chronograph, 12/24-hour time, tachymeter, and the date, if you know someone who would use all of that.
Plus, etched into the backside are the words, “You don’t know the power of the dark side.”
Power of the Dark Side Sculpture
If you thought Vader himself was eerie with the whole mask and cloak getup and constant respirator-like breathing, wait until you see this floating Vader helmet being lit up by the red rims of the stand underneath it.
Now just imagine Vader staring at you in the middle of the night, just chilling as a floating head. Nothing weird about that at all.
“Sandcrawler” Art Print by Josh Keyes
I don’t know how in the world this crab mixed a shell with Vader’s mask, but I stumbled across this print and fell in love with its uniqueness. It fits so well that you can’t help but wonder if the crab is a villain or is just a victim of circumstance.
Star Wars Neckties
Men like to look important when going out—even when they aren’t exactly going to an important event where a tie is typically needed–and who else is more important than Darth Vader?
I mean, probably an incredibly long list of people, but let’s just cater to their Star Wars needs here, okay?
