Nothing gets your mouth watering like looking at a bottle of smooth-sailing whiskey…until you come across The Rusty Kraken.
All right, maybe it’s not the most mouth-watering looking bottle, but it has to be something really good if a kraken wasn’t even willing to let it go in a tug-of-war. Just mind the gooey parts while you’re taking a swig, and ignore the smell of rotten sushi.
Is The Rusty Kraken worthy of me?
Pros
- One-of-a-kind look
- Awesome creepy decor
Cons
- Are you sure you want to open it?
Arrr matey, avast ye scurvy dog! Take a gander at this here beauty of a bottle. There be normal bottles that ye pour out and throw to the dogs, then there be this treasure. Arrrrr…
Okay I’m done.
But seriously!
I love to host parties, but man can that get stressful. One of the most intensive parts of hosting a party is the setup.
Sure you can just stick out a few paper plates and maybe even a balloon or two and call it a day, but where’s the fun in that? You went through all the work of planning this thing, you want it to be as memorable as possible.
So over the years I’ve collected a solid assortment of decorations that have become staples. Trust me when I say that this screams party staple.
Pirate themed party, Halloween scary movie marathon, eccentric millionaire murder mystery dinner–this thing can fit them all. The rusty copper finish makes it look like this came straight from the depths of the ocean that no man dares venture.
FAQ
How did we find this product?
After watching some Pirates of the Caribbean and getting sick of the Johnny Depp trials, I went deep-sea searching for something worthy of The Flying Dutchman’s crew.
